saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.
Henry Ward Beecher   (via whitenes-s)

(Source: observando)